“Oh jeez, when I was young I had a crush on Jonathan Taylor Thomas from Home Improvement. He also did the voice in The Lion King so Simba was very cute to me. I had posters of him and the Backstreet Boys all over my bedroom walls but no, I haven’t met them.”
Season 2 Will? Role reversal? Hugh Dancy as Hannibal, like I did earlier? I dunno.
(I should do a “spot the difference” thing with this and the original.” If you can tell everything I changed you’ll win a prize or something???)